"Hi everyone! I’m Kurt Hummel. Welcome to another episode of Simply Delicious. Please welcome my special guest for today: singer, songwriter, actress, and my very good friend, Santana Lopez."
"Well, I wouldn’t say very good friend…”
“Shut it. Today, we’re going to learn how to make a kid-friendly version of paella, for all those precocious little tykes like I was, who just can’t seem to resist trying out a new recipe in the kitchen.”
"Yes, because that’s something I’m sure everyone can relate to.”
"Isn’t she charming, folks? Now, the meat in our dish today is chicken, because it’s easy to find and easy to cook compared with other meats. Santana, can you explain why we might not want to experiment with seafood on our first try?"
"I don’t know Kurt, I think everyone should try out the taste of fish if they get the opportunity. See how they like it.”
"I mean, we all know how you feel about cock, but -"
"Santana Lopez everyone!"
“I, I, I usually only work on dead people…” - Barry Allen, Arrow 2x09
Lorde - "No Better"
"I’ve loved everything I’ve had the chance to sing on Glee. I’m lucky really. I grew up watching old musicals, which is what made me want to act. It’s come full circle and I am the happier for it. As for what my album would be called…..Not sure, definitely not Dianna Agron. Something fun. I’m trying to think of something on the spot. It’s not working. Instead random words are coming to mind. Bats, Night, Dark, Blue….."